I always thought I would come out of school straight to university, but well, life and the German bureaucracy got in the way. So, here I am, 26 years old just starting my second semester of Business Studies and these are 26 random thoughts I’ve had since I started this quite weird journey:
- EVERYBODY HERE SEEMS SO FREAKING YOUNG!
- I completely forgot how to learn in a school format;
- Nobody ever uses this on the real world!
- I have the attention spam of a fish…
- Oh fuck, I have no idea what that means;
- I am not used to handwriting, how sad!
- Will I ever use this?
- Oh I haven’t thought about my asshole Ex in a while, he would be easier to figure out than this statistic problem!
- Stop! I want out.
- Oh, the people ARE really young!
- I see you, I hear you, but still no idea what you are trying to say
- I AM TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!
- Oh, Snapchat is still a thing?
- To much information, so little time.
- How hard it is to find a retail job?
- Ohhh NO, tests, NOOOO!!
- I should make a snapchat!
- How the F&%K have you never heard of The Shinning =O
- Is it to late to quit?
- AHHHHHHHHHHH!
- Well, I still write on paper. Yep, No iPad!
- Why do Germans have a special word for everything? kommilitone? Really? Just call them colleagues or students!
- Can’t even figure out Instagram Stories, let alone Snaps!
- Do I really need this?
- Probably. I need a job!
- Last but not least……can I actually do this?
huahuahuahuahuahuahuah me senti na época de facul de novo…
eu entrei com 19, mas demorei tanto que saí com 28 
Hahahah eu vou sair com mais de 30!! =O